And then I discovered that the internet really is the best. thing. ever!
Don't know what the LHC is all about or how it works? Check out this very clever, and very amusing Rap of Physics for a full and complete explanation!
Still worried about the End of the World?
CLICK HERE --> http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
or HERE --> http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/
And don't forget to check out the Page Source code of both sites for the greatest amusement value! XD
ETA: IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!
The io9's Large Hadron Kegger party has proposed a Large Hadron Collider Drinking Game. Score!